burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

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"

HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

"

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

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amethystendless:

I want to write a book and never describe what the characters look like.  like, i’ll say that they were wearing gorgeous eyeliner, or that their hair was messy, or they had an awesome blue short, but i’d never describe their permanent features.  that would make for some interesting fanart.  not to mention casting for a movie.

then i would post 100% canon fanart that happens to look totally different from how the entire fandom sees them under a pseudonym 

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emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

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A tree is just a tree. That is, until you put a canvas behind it, turning it into a living piece of art. That’s exactly what South Korean artist Myoung Ho Lee did and we couldn’t be happier with the result. 

(Source: exhibition-ism.com , via jennaacolemaan)

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cozzie09:

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sharkblade:

littlebuttonanna:

leozhang:

this is amazing!!! i got goosebumps

ugh look at their faces

look at them all connecting with the song

I love that. I really love that

tears, so much happy tearsss

I’d have sex with almost all of them

(Source: Yahoo!, via viria)

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